Party Monster $80
This is the part where you celebrate and humiliate your guest of honor at the same time … We’ll bring your birthday boy/girl or bachelor/ette on stage with three Gentlemen’s Club Gems of your choosing, and whatever happens next stays between us. Just fill out our easy-peasy form and tell us whether to go light or heavy on the humiliation!
Friends in Low Places $150
Want the best BANG for your BUCK? Reserve this package, valued at $275+, for just about any occasion:
· Complimentary admission for the guest of honor … and YOU!
· $5 admission for everyone else in your party …
· Stage-side seating—get up close and personal!
· Onstage party … don’t miss this opportunity to roast your nearest and dearest!
· Round of party shots; don’t ask, just drink!
· Limited edition t-shirt, perfect for sleeping, working out, walking the dog and impressing your peeps …
The Big Baller $400
· Complimentary admission for everyone in your party; you don’t even have to like them that much.
· VIP seating and service … see and be seen.
· Your very own bottle of call liquor … no WELL crap. (How big are YOUR BALLS? Upgrade to premium liquor for only $50 …)
· Onstage party … see Party Monster, above, for details.
· Cheap Champagne toast and round of party shots–yep, mixing is very bad.
· Limited edition apparel AND commemorative glass—just promise not to leave it in the limo on the way home ?